I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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