So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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