Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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