It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Randomize
