He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
