my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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