I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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