your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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