can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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