no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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