Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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