cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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