Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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