I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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