just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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