one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Do plants get herpes?
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