I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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