You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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