Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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