its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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