i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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