you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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