Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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