i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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