you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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