Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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