Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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