I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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