You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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