I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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