You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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