yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is it penis luge time yet?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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