Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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