I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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