420 ftw
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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