so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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