Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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