He told me they were just razor bumps!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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