Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Randomize
