how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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