I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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