so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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