Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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