Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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