I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
