Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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