She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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