Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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