Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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