My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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