yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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