hotel room ftw
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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