Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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