I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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