He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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