Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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