I smell stomach acid.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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