come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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